During 2013, some of this city’s leaders, sports stars and entertainers suffered setbacks on such an epic scale that their shortcomings can almost be said to have defined the year. Here’s our list of seven Torontonians who—whether because of some sort of wrongdoing, or as a result of sheer bad luck—managed to captivate us (and, in some cases, the entire world) with their misadventures. (Be sure to check out our Winners of 2013, too.)
We thought it couldn’t get any worse for the mayor when he was booted from office last year. Then 2013 happened. He’s become so infamous that it’s almost unnecessary to include him on a list like this, Mr. Mayor, stop saying things. Stop doing things. You’re in hibernation. You’re Buddha under the Bodhi tree for the next 10 months, until you’re quite possibly re-elected. We just want to say that while everyone keeps bringing up the Chris Farley resemblance, our money is on Rosie O’Donnell to play the lead role in the inevitable biopic.