We’d like to take a moment to give thanks for all the grammatically challenged angry people out there with access to an Internet connection because, man, we love ourselves an outrageously inappropriate email. Yesterday, Jezebel reported a doozy, courtesy of Toronto-based Shakers Studio, which offers dance classes aimed towards weight loss.
The tale begins with an affronted would-be Shaker, who emailed the studio to complain about the company’s FAQ section. She quoted this offending portion:
Q: Is there a dress code to follow?
A: Yes dear there is. Male Shakers can wear whatever they like, however female Shakers are encouraged to wear very little, especially if they want to make sure that our male Shake Instructor® never miss a class – even if they are ill.”
See the reply (and, believe us, it is crazy) after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »
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