Dear Urban Diplomat,
I live on the 10th floor of a condo tower that overlooks the Gardiner. I drive out past the building on my way to work and have noticed that my neighbour, a rather uninhibited brunette, changes in front of the window, creating a peep show for commuters. It’s only a matter of time before she causes an accident. I should bring it up at the next condo board meeting, right?
—Nude Awakening, New Toronto
I could see tattling if she were causing multi-car pileups, but do you really want to be known as the resident prig who ratted out the free spirit in apt. 10B? The few commuters who glance up at the right moment probably welcome the racy glimpse of undies, which, despite your noble safety concerns, is unlikely to cause an accident. Morning traffic on the Gardiner moves at a crawl; at worst, she’ll spark a slow-speed fender-bender. So loosen up a little, and if you’re truly scandalized, keep your eyes on the road.
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