1. CHERRY BOMB (FREE!)
Bust out the ice skates for a spin around the outdoor rink at Harbourfront. DJs Denise Benson and Cozmic Cat are spinning electro, techno, house and hip hop—all the better to fall down to. Feb. 14, 8 p.m.–11 p.m. Harbourfront Centre, 235 Queens Quay W., 416-973-4000, www.harbourfrontcentre.com.

2. THE HI-LIBIDO SHOW II (FREE!)
Things get steamy at this provocative art show featuring “salacious” mixed-media work by Toronto artists Valeria Rzianina, Kara Williams and Kevin Guthrie. To Feb. 15, Wednesday to Sunday 1 p.m.–6 p.m. Gallery 1313, 1313 Queen St. W., 416-536-6778, www.g1313.org.

3. URINETOWN
Somewhere in the not-so-distant future, global water shortages have prompted the government to outlaw free public restrooms. This means war, of course. Or rather, a minor revolution and a love story—all before the curtain falls on act one. To Feb. 14, 2 p.m. and 8 p.m. $20. The Hart House Theatre, 7 Hart House Cir., 416-978-8849, www.uofttix.ca.

4. RAZE/RAISE (FREE!)
New York–based photographer David Field has put together a show about ditching old, broken-down systems and building something new. Even though it’s set in a post-apocalyptic landscape, there’s still the requisite Obamamania; the show includes a large poster of America’s new prez. To Feb. 27, Monday to Friday 10–5. Oliver Gordon Gallery, 80 Spadina Ave., Ste. 501, 416-603-3555, www.olivergordon.com.

5. SHAKUNTALA
Talk about a way-back playback: this epic love story was written by a fifth-century Indian poet named Kalidasa. Counted as one of the world’s theatrical masterpieces, it follows King Dushyanta and a young woman named Shakuntala. This is the first Canadian staging of the play. To Feb. 15, 2 p.m. $30. Fleck Dance Theatre, Harbourfront Centre, 207 Queens Quay W., 416-973-4000, www.harbourfrontcentre.com.

6. WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE (FREE!)
Part of V Tape’s annual Curatorial Incubator, where up-and-coming curators are mentored in the art of, well, putting on an art show. This program of three video pieces curated by Erik Martinson explores the complexities of family ties. To Feb. 19, Tuesday to Friday 11–5, Saturday noon–4. V Tape Video Salon, 401 Richmond St. W., Ste. 452, 416-351-1317, www.vtape.org.

7. THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES
No, there are no talking body parts in this award-winning play. This production is a Rye High spin on Eve Ensler’s iconic piece of theatre, based on her interviews with over 200 women. Feb. 13 and 14, 8 p.m. $30. Abrams Studio in the Ryerson Theatre School, 44 Gerrard St. E., 647-217-1121.

8. NO SWEETHEART REQUIRED
Not into hearts and Cupid? No problem. Catch the Cabbagetown Players’ short and funny plays on love or a lack thereof. Standouts include a one-woman comedy set by June Morrow, a dance piece by Event Horizon Dance, and Wallflower Maggie, a Blake Thorne–directed look at the generation gap. To Feb. 14, 8 p.m. $55 for a three-course dinner and the show. Whistler’s McNeil Room, 995 Broadview Ave., 416-421-1344.