What’s the deal with this house?
Colin: Every house that we’ve gone to in Canada so far has committed a very different design crime. This particular house is just too Scottish. The basement had tartan wallpaper. A lot of golf things. It was like an Edinburgh gift shop.
Justin: We rate decorating ability on a scale of one to 100—one being the worst and 100 being the best—and these people, they were a negative one.

How much do you consider the taste or design inclinations of the homeowners?
Colin: We always listen to our homeowners and look at where they live. We try to rehabilitate them, as well.
Justin: We’re on a mission of decorative beautification and will not stop until we’ve waved our glamour wands in front of every country in the world. We did Scotland, France, Italy, Spain and England, and now we’re here in Canada. And thank God we got here. Some of the things we’re seeing, the dank basements, the hockey-themed living rooms, the bedrooms so of another era they have candlewick bedspreads…

Where are you living?
Colin: We just bought a condo at Concord Cityplace. It was hideous. A bachelor pad with brown walls, brown carpet, brown kitchen. Brown, brown, brown—it was like a bear’s bottom.
Justin: It’s been decorated by some delinquent middle-aged man, but the view is incredible. It’s on the top floor, 39.
Colin: Justin was obsessed with seeing the CN Tower.

Do you have any interest in taking advantage of our marriage laws?
Justin: I think I do, actually.
Colin: What? I don’t know if he’s the right one yet. After 21 years, I’m not sure. We’re slow burners in our family.
Justin: I like the fact that everyone here is so low-key. Nobody makes a fuss.