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Election Whoas

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Reaction Roundup: what is the international press saying about the Canadian election?

Canada’s affairs rarely arouse excitement in the media outside of our own borders—Michael Kinsley famously declared the most boring headline ever to be “Worthwhile Canadian Initiative”—but that usually changes when we decide to join a war or hold an election. Then we can usually reply on the foreign press to pay attention for at least a little while. That being the case, we set out to see what the international media is saying about Canada’s 41st election. Turns out, not much.

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The Informer

The Harrowing Present

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How does Ford Nation stack up to other nations—Leafs, Colbert and Bieber?

Leafs Nation
Colbert Nation
Ford Nation
Bieber Nation
Leader
Brian Burke, Leafs general manager Stephen Colbert, TV host Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto Justin Bieber, teen pop star
Enemy
Ottawa Senators, success Rain, bears Dalton McGuinty, pinkos, cyclists, streetcars, gravy, lattes, gravy lattes Esperanza Spalding
Followers
Incalculable, but every game since 2002 has been sold out 1.5 million nightly viewers 379,755 voters 22 million Facebook fans
Defining moment
May 1, 1967 Infamous White House correspondence dinner Election night 2010 The day he got that haircut
Inherent contradiction
Middling performance, astronomical sales figures Shares audience with Jon Stewart “Toronto has a spending problem, not a revenue problem,” but asks province for $150 million The most desired boy in America can’t show PDA
Desperate for
Respect, playoff spot Embrace from Papa Bear (Bill O’Reilly) Dry, tasteless meat Virginity loss
Fuelled by
Molson Canadian Jesus Christ Rage, respect for taxpayers, unleaded gasoline Hormones
Weapon of choice
Blind faith, waffles Truthiness Electoral threats Hair toss

(Images: Waffle leaf, Danielle Scott; gas pump, Valerie Everett; O’Reilly, WACP; Gomez, Loren Javier; Stewart, cliff1066; hair, DonkeyHotey; Spalding, Andrea Mancini; pinko button, Spacing; bear, aoife; Bieber, sheilapic76; Ford, Shaun Merritt; Colbert, U.S. Army;  Burke, Tsar Kasim)

The Informer

Mayor May Not

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Five things Adam Giambrone can learn from Eliot Spitzer

Spitzer lends Giambrone a hand (Images: Tsar Kasim, from the Toronto Life Flickr pool; Center for American Progress)

Last week, the New York Times ran a profile of Eliot Spitzer—former New York governor and connoisseur of high-class prostitutes—that details his recent comeback. He’s on TV again, in magazines and papers and classrooms, making his redemption as public as his fall from grace. It seems to be working for him. Of course, he’s not the only public servant to give up political dreams due to sexual indiscretions. Adam Giambrone just announced that he’s stepping out of politics for a while, but has already hinted that he’ll be back one day. Hey, if Spitzer can do it, why not Giambrone? Here’s how:

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The Dish

Read All About It

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Toronto cannoli taste test, Miracle Whip takes on Stephen Colbert, cost-cutting at restaurants

(Photo by Travis Crawford)

(Photo by Travis Crawford)

• TasteTO has scoured Little Italy and a few other neighbourhoods to find cannoli that best Café Diplomatico’s. The results are inconclusive, with the Dip part of a three-way stalemate in cannoli quality, along with Riviera and Caldense Bakery. Perhaps the most shocking part of the article is that eating cannoli for a living is not all it’s cracked up to be. [TasteTO]

• Kraft Foods has retaliated against Stephen Colbert’s recent bashing of one of its products by running with the gag. Miracle Whip told the TV host in a newspaper ad, “We will own you,” and proceeded to buy four commercial spots on Thursday’s show. The ads consisted of the same footage parodied by Colbert on his show. Hey, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. [Chicago Tribune]

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The Dish

Read All About It

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New Toronto street food launches, Stephen Colbert goes foodie

• Toronto is finally launching its new street food program this weekend with a variety of ethnic food. But famed cookbook writer Naomi Duguid is less than impressed with the execution, which has priced out many potential vendors. [Toronto Star]

• Health Canada is considering allowing junk food producers to add nutrients to their products. We’re suspicious that the somewhat creepy initiative will do little to improve the health and well-being of Twinkie lovers. [CBC]

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