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The Argument: Feist’s singing is her not-so-secret weapon, and worthy of obsessing over

FeistJust after Feist’s 2007 album The Reminder came out, I found myself driving to a weekend house party in Prince Edward County, accompanied by a friend with a sense of direction as unreliable as my own. No surprise: we got desperately lost. My friend turned the map around and around under the light like she’d never used one before.

“Let’s see what the next crossing is,” I said, irritation abundant in my voice.

As we drove on, the stereo started playing “The Limit to Your Love.” She turned it up. After a dramatic piano set-up, Feist began to sing: “There’s a limit to your love, like a waterfall in slow motion…” The eyes of some cows lit up as we rounded a curve. There were umpteen stars above us. And just like that, we forgot we were lost. Feist was singing to us—not about a minor trauma like arriving late for dinner, but about a real one: loving someone more, far more, than he or she loves you. It was sweet and clear and sad, and whenever I hear her sing it, I am back there in that car with my good friend.

What is it about her? Feist possesses an ethereal, intimate, listen-to-me voice. So do many of her indie rock colleagues. Unlike them, though, she hits the notes, never embroidering around them, never swooping into them. Her perfect pitch has helped her cross over from alt songstress to bona fide star.

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SPOTTED: Thierry Guetta (and hipsters) chilling outside the TIFF Bell Lightbox

A member of our secret underground spy network spotted street artist Mr. Brainwash (a.k.a. Thierry Guetta) on King Street West at lunchtime, hanging around the TIFF Bell Lightbox surrounded by a protective shell of hipsters. But Guetta, the subject of Banksy’s 2010 doc Exit Through The Gift Shop, isn’t just here for the shawarma. Mr. Brainwash been commissioned by TIFF to install a number of giant spray cans based on Hollywood icons along the red carpet at Roy Thomson Hall. You can also check out his exhibition at Gallery One for free—we’ve got all the details. There’s a great profile over at the Toronto Star as well.

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The Interweb

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Watch hilarious video of Arcade Fire “fans” attacking the musically uninformed

Last week, the Canadian hipster community expressed surprisingly unironic outrage when American Grammy watchers were unfamiliar with the night’s big winners, Arcade Fire. A few days later, we were thrilled to discover this hilarious YouTube clip from Funemployed making light of the situation (seriously, hipsters: get a hold of yourselves). We only wish the parody had been amped up a bit. Next time around, the hipsters should attack the musically ignorant with cans of PBR and artfully ripped track pants.

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Urban Diplomat

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Dear Urban Diplomat: How do I get rid of hipsters who just take up space on the Trinity Bellwoods tennis courts?

"I miss you" spelled out in the fence around the Trinity Bellwoods tennis court (Image: Sean Hill)

Dear Urban Diplomat,
I play tennis at Trinity Bellwoods Park, near my house, and I’m sick of hipsters ironically doinking the ball around with no regard for serious players waiting hours for a court. Shouldn’t there be a rule about that? What’s your best suggestion for getting them off the courts without dragging them by their vintage headbands?
—Not feeling the love,
BEACONSFIELD

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Hipsters unite at DJ Chilly Gonzales’s Ivory Tower screening

It was like a thousand stars in the hipster sky aligned when DJ Chilly Gonzales premiered his film Ivory Tower (a tale of sibling rivalry and chess) at Queen West screening room Camera Bar. The film boasts a cast that includes Gonzales, Montreal music man Tiga, Peaches and a cameo by Feist. Toronto scenester musician Gentleman Reg was an extra in one scene, and Germany’s Boyz Noize produced the soundtrack. Despite the way-cool pedigree, the film wasn’t an official TIFF selection; the powers that be deemed the flick too much of a mish-mash of genres. In a Q&A after the screening, Gonzales defended the fest’s decision, joking, “I don’t hold it against TIFF. Fucking assholes.” Gonzales, who arrived wearing a robe, slippers and carrying a suitcase, hot off a set at Festival Music House, declined a photo (“I just feel like shit. Sorry”) but chatted with fellow filmmaker Bruce LaBruce (who brought along posters of his film L.A. Zombie) and fervent fans before slipping off into the night.

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The Thing: retro reel lawn mowers take Toronto

(Photo: Natasha V.; Illustrations: Peter Arkle)

What is it about old-man accoutrements that hipsters can’t get enough of? After co-opting just about everything vintage (handlebar moustaches, white undershirts, Polaroid cameras, fanny packs), grass-loving homeowners from Leslie­ville to Parkdale are grooming their green space with no-gas, non-electric push mowers—the lawn care equivalent of a straight-razor shave. Eco-warriors use them to reduce their carbon footprint, and row house dwellers—still perplexed over where to stash their XXL blue bins—love the space economy of a lawn mower only slightly larger than a pogo stick. The city kick-started the comeback in 2009, when it began issuing $10 hardware store coupons to anyone willing to retire a pollution-spewing double-motor gas model. The trend is also good news for Sunday morning sleeper-inners: no motor means the only thing waking you up will be the smell of fresh-cut grass. $109. Lee Valley Tools, 590 King St. W., 416-366-5959

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Prime Time

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Lake Shore auditions over, T.O. Snooki TBD

Two classy Lake Shore hopefuls (Image: Lake Shore Audition Facebook page)

Lake Shore, the Toronto version of Jersey Shore, MTV’s sociological experiment gone horribly wrong, wrapped up auditions this weekend and has already posted photos of the aspiring JWows and Situations. The pool of contestants will be narrowed down to 25, and then the public gets to fist-pump, er, vote its top eight picks onto the show, which is slated to begin shooting in the winter or spring.

Creator Maryam Rahimi got some heat early on when she said the show would be focusing on Persian “princes and princesses” and has instead decided to open it up to fame whores of all ethnicities. “Initially the show was going to focus on a group of hipsters of Persian descent, but after a lot of thought, [director] George Tsioutsioulas and I thought it would be much more riveting to explore how eight extremely diverse 20-something Torontonians cohabit,” Rahimi said in a statement.

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Telling Tales

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Courtney Love sets a scary new standard for hipster fashion

Live through dis: fashion icon Courtney Love presents pictures of Courtney Love (Image: outwithmycamera)

We’re not sure if Courtney Love’s new fashion blog, What Courtney Wore Today, provides hipsters with something incredibly bizarre and self-indulgent to aspire to or a new barometer by which to measure their insanity. The blog is exactly what we’ve come to expect from Love: indecipherable musings, wardrobe atrocities and smeared makeup. Today features Love checking out her ass in her bathroom and looking like a drunk understudy in the touring company of Chicago.

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Opening

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Just Opened: Camp 4, the Ossington alternative

Turn off your bright lights: Camp 4 (Image: Jon Sufrin)

When the Ossington strip is too packed to go bar-hopping (or even to open new bars), it’s time to spread the party elsewhere. For the owners of Camp 4—named after a rock-climbing base camp at Yosemite—that means Dundas West: close enough to still be part of the Ossington scene, but far enough away to give hipsters some breathing room.

Camp 4 is a bar in transition as it tries to accomplish the not-so-small task of differentiating itself from such nearby hot spots as the Communist’s Daughter and the Dakota Tavern. An ardent dedication to simplicity permeates, right down to the cocktail menu. Patrons can sip three takes on the old-fashioned (bourbon, rum or tequila, $13), while the whiskey-heavy liquor selection is refreshingly free of anything fluorescent. “There’s not going to be any Hpnotiq,” says co-owner Joseph Tanner. “No blue drinks.”

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Shop Talk

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Death of the hipster? American Apparel in serious financial trouble

(Image: American Apparel)

We might soon be shopping for our low-cut V-neck tees at Urban Outfitters, because American Apparel is in some dire financial straits. Last March, the company secured an $80-million loan that helped it escape a looming bankruptcy, and yesterday, American Apparel shares dropped 42 per cent when it revealed it likely won’t meet its obligations to debtors.

In trying to fix its financial woes, the company has delayed filing its first quarter results, leading the American Stock Exchange to consider delisting the stock. In Toronto alone, there are seven American Apparels to sate the need for shiny metallic spandex tights, but same-store sales in Canada are down 15 per cent (they’re down three per cent in the States). If American Apparel goes under, where will we get our semi-pornographic advertising? Oh, wait.

American Apparel’s latest financial mess [New York]
American Apparel shares sink [Reuters]

The Informer

Summit Survivor

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Hipsters cheer, cruisers jeer: G20 protest area moved from Trinity Bellwoods to Queen’s Park

Imagine this coming down the Bridle Path (Image: Subterranean Tourist Board)

Ironic picnics and post-brunch strolls will continue without disruption as cops issue a press release today about moving the designated G20 protest spot away from Trinity Bellwoods Park. According to Torontoist’s Twitter feed, the new location is Queen’s Park, and a robot from Olivia Chow’s office is calling to tell constituents just that. The Globe hilariously suggests moving the demonstrations to the Gardiner ceramics museum or the Summerhill LCBO. Until the location is confirmed, we’d like to continue guessing where protestors will burn their Harper effigies.

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Creative Types

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Five reasons why Nuit Blanche may not suck this year

Click here for our guide to the 10 must-see exhibits at this year’s Nuit Blanche >>

Last year's light installation at city hall (Image: Eduardo Zárate)

Although our reaction to last year’s Nuit Blanche might best be summed up with an ambivalent shoulder shrug and an apathetic “meh,” we’re cautiously optimistic for this year’s event, scheduled for October 2. Yesterday, the city announced new exhibition sites and the 2010 curators; below, what we’re looking forward to:

1. The four main zones will be centralized along the Yonge-University subway line, meaning that more time can be spent looking at art and less time spent schlepping between Yorkville and Liberty Village.

2. Yonge Street will become a pedestrian mall from Bloor to Front, relieving sidewalk congestion and hopefully reviving one of last year’s charms: the financial district swamped with people not wearing suits.

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The Dish

Caffeine High

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Calling all freelancers: seven best work-friendly cafés

Laptop, latte, lovely (Image: Matthew Hague)

For the entry price of a latte, many freelancers are finding sanctuary at coffee shops, where they can plug in, boot up and work uninterrupted. But as Leah McLaren tells us, not all cafés are equally accommodating. Sam James and Manic refuse to offer Wi-Fi, and Zoots tapes over outlets to stop customers from plugging in. For a freelancer, finding a welcoming café can be as important as finding that next contract. We’ve scoured the city for bright, spacious, laptop-friendly spots where great food, strong coffee and plentiful outlets make for a freelancer’s (temporary) paradise. Here, our eight picks.

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Caffeine High

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Is free Wi-Fi killing Toronto’s indie cafés?

Mac, tea and cake at a café (not pictured: jerk) (Photo by Nicki Dugan)

Laptop, tea and cake at a café (not pictured: jerk) (Photo by Nicki Dugan)

When not referring to Black Hoof co-owner Grant van Gameren as “Greg,” the Globe and Mail has been sticking it to “freelance hipsters.” On Friday, columnist Leah McLaren lamented the loss of café culture due to “MacBook-toting jerks” who take up tables and siphon away the free Internet at coffee shops. The phenomenon has been unfolding for years, but Wi-Fi has only recently been considered a make-or-break element of a coffee shop, much to the dismay of café owners who see their hangout turn into a study hall. “As more people plugged in, the energy of the café began to sink,” says Melanie Janisse of Zoots. “People would turn up, buy a $2 tea, hunker down and sit there for five or six hours not buying anything or talking to anyone. It really started to bug me.” That said, what are the odds this is being read on a laptop in Dark Horse on Spadina right now?

• Where did café culture go? [Globe and Mail]

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Debunking the Master Cleanse diet, Toronto’s restaurant name showdown, how to taste olive oil

• We have always been skeptical of the Master Cleanse diet, and now we have some proof to back us up. Over the 10 days of the program—which only allows drinks of lemonade, water, maple syrup and cayenne pepper—one supposedly sheds both pounds and toxins. The regimen may do this, says Samantha Henig, editor of Double X, who went on the diet in order to create a video about it, but it is also a “training program for becoming anorexic” due to the high one gets from controlling his or her intake so closely. [Double X]

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