Former U.S. vice-president and bumbling hunter Dick Cheney has wiggled out of a Toronto speaking appearance this spring because he thinks Canada is “not friendly.” After spirited protests at Cheney’s appearance in Vancouver last year, Cheney and his daughter Liz decided “it was better for their personal safety if they stay out of Canada,” according to the promoter of this year’s event. Those who bought tickets will now see the much less famous commentators Mark Steyn and Michael Coren (the latter of whom would probably attract protesters of his own if people actually listened to his silly ideas). As for Cheney, at least he and George W. Bush can commiserate about north-of-the-border hostility. Read the entire story [Toronto Sun] »
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We’re not sure if the “one-per-center” label is exclusive enough for the 25 Canadians who made it onto Forbes magazine’s annual billionaires list (after all, for them, $196,000 is chump change). Like last year, several Torontonians made the cut, led by Thomson Reuters chairman David Thomson and family, whose $17.5 billion netted the 35th spot (a big drop after they placed 16th last year—but we bet they’re still getting by). Also on the list again: Loblaws owner Galen Weston and family ($7.6 billion, 121st) and Magna International’s Frank Stronach ($1.2 billion, 1015th). After scanning Forbes’ gallery, though, we realized two familiar faces were missing—looks like former Research in Motion CEOs Jim Balsillie and Mike Lazaridis no longer qualify. Poor guys. Read the entire story [Forbes] »
Canadians at the Oscars: Christopher Plummer and Justin Bieber edition

Christopher Plummer toasts to his accomplishment (Image: Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images Entertainment)
Last night at the 84th Annual Academy Awards, the Canadian quotient was at an impressive low (seriously, Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling were nowhere to be found). That said, Christopher Plummer did take home Best Actor in a Supporting Role and appeared humbled by the honour (at 82, he’s the oldest actor to be awarded an Oscar); Cirque du Soleil performed an homage to the silent film era, complete with kooky expressions and what looked like jazz hands; and Justin Bieber made a cameo in host Billy Crystal’s Best Picture montage. Sadly, Monsieur Lazhar did not win Best Foreign Language Film. Of course, a number of things that have nothing to do with Canada also deserve mentioning: we confirmed that Billy Crystal isn’t funny to people under the age of 80; Angelina Jolie’s leg was a sight to behold; Emma Stone was positively charming; Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr. proved—for the second time—that they have absolutely no onstage chemistry; and the Oscars really need to start thinking about taking a cue from the Golden Globes, because sitting through the painful staged banter requires alcohol (not little cellophane bags of popcorn).
Ever-hungry/lazy 20-somethings lead brisk growth in the restaurant industry
When they’re not bellyaching about adulthood and posing for Instagrams, it seems 20-somethings enjoy dining out—a lot. According to a new report from market research group NPD, Canada is witnessing a spike in restaurant traffic, due largely to people in their late teens and early 20s. People aged 18 to 24 played a large part in a three per cent traffic increase over the last two quarters. What’s more, the group writes that “visits to Canadian restaurants are forecasted to grow nearly two per cent per year between 2011 and 2016.” Okay, that might not sound like much, but that growth will apparently “surpass the projected 1.2 per cent annual growth of the country’s population.” The millennials are driving this growth partly because of their love of what the NPD calls “quick-service restaurants,” a delightful euphemism for fast-food joints. The group says fast-food restaurant QSRs account for “64 per cent of the overall food service landscape.” Which makes it one fatty landscape indeed.
Four Weddings Canada, episode 2: attack of the killer bee edition

Shannon, Renee, Princess Sabrina and Jen (Image: Four Weddings Canada)
We’ve grown accustomed to certain reality TV tropes: the people who “aren’t here to make friends,” the lonely folks who legitimately appear to be on the show to make friends, and the dullards who say stupid things or are generally so boring that the audience repeatedly yells, “Shut up, ______!” Unfortunately, in episode two of Four Weddings Canada, the brides aimed to be successful villains and super-friends, but we soon realized that not one of them was really up for the challenge. See our Brides Behaving Badly report cards (complete with Bitch-o-Meter) and find out who was named Head Bitch in Ceremony (H.B.I.C.) after the jump.
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Brave Leather launches custom belt service on the Internet (no LED displays in sight)
Brave Leather, a leather goods purveyor in Toronto that boasts designs handmade in Canada, has launched a make-your-own-belt service for people who require belts to keep their pants up (hey, some people don’t need them). There are many style options, like a zebra-striped number that says “Hey, welcome back from the Serangeti,” or, for the less adventurous, a brown belt. Everything is customizable, from the belt buckle to the stitching, but to those looking to advertise how much of a “QT LOLZ” they are around their waist: this is not that kind of business.
“Leading edgeness,” despite being a ridiculous buzzword (one that appears to mean “people like it”), is the defining factor in a recent Ipsos Reid poll that, apparently, reveals what Canada’s top brands are. Apple topped the list, which won’t surprise anyone who’s ever looked at a cellphone (yes, we know Android phones are very popular too), and a pair of GTA companies even made the cut—Galen Weston Jr.’s President’s Choice ranked seventh, Tim Hortons eighth. Missing from the list, however, was BlackBerry maker Research in Motion. Of course, this shouldn’t be a shocker, since the tech world hasn’t supported BlackBerry’s new OS, a global network blackout last year proved RIM’s services weren’t even close to 100 per cent reliable and those drunk executives that grounded an Air Canada flight didn’t do much to revive the company’s already ailing image. Read the entire story [Canada Newswire] »
In today’s Globe and Mail, Mark Schatzker writes about Canada’s supply management system for eggs, chickens and cows, which he describes as “the enemy of deliciousness.” The article opens with scenes of inspectors from the Chicken Farmers of Ontario bursting upon the scene of unauthorized poultry operations and leaving crying Amish farm wives in their wake (along with fines of up to $10,000 a day). Schatzker argues that the high cost of quotas—$27,000 for one cow’s worth of dairy or $200 per laying hen—means that only high-volume, low-margin businesses can survive. As a result, the kind of specialty pastured poultry that’s raised in the U.S., like silver-laced Wyandottes, Jersey giants and barred Plymouth rocks, just makes no economic sense north of the border. Luckily, a loophole allows cheese makers to get around the quota system—as long as they can prove their product doesn’t taste like any existing Canadian product (apparently a team of bureaucrats in Ottawa gets to make that delicious call). There is hope on the horizon, however; Schatzker reports that Stephen Harper is looking at scrapping the whole system so that Canada can sign onto a new international trade deal. With any luck, local restaurants will soon be able to proudly host discerning diners like Peter and Nance. Read the entire story [Globe and Mail] »
New York magazine names Austra’s Feel It Break the No. 1 album of the year

Katie Stelmanis (Image: Norman Wong)
It’s December, which means that in addition to multiple holidays, inane Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey collaborations and eggnog specialty drinks at coffee shops, it’s time for the release of many “best of” lists. New York magazine’s Nitsuh Abebe recently released “The Year in Pop,” an annual top 10 roundup of the best albums released in the past 365 days, and Toronto’s own Austra took first place with their debut album Feel It Break. New York magazine says the list reflects a shift in popularity from big-label artists towards indie musicians, where “away from the reinvigorated mainstream charts, icy chanteuses, avant-garde rappers and old-school punks made exotic sounds.” Canadians—and honourary Canadians—dominated the list, taking four of the 10 spots. Find out who made the cut and how they placed after the jump.
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Toronto takes first and second place in this year’s best washroom competition; see why

(Image: Cintas Canada)
After losing out to Vancouver last year, Toronto has ascended the, erm, throne in Cintas’s annual Canada’s Best Restroom contest (no, we’re not entirely sure why this exists, either, but why not?). This year, first place went to E11even, MLSE’s iPad-toting fine-dining restaurant, with second-place honours going to the Allstream Centre (a.k.a. that conference centre out at Exhibition Place). The five finalists were selected, according to a press release, “based on exceptional hygiene, style, public accessibility and usability,” after which the public got to have its say through an online vote. So what makes E11even’s washrooms so special? Huge expanses of marble, mosaic tiling and judicious use of the Toto washlet, which is basically the modern incarnation of the bidet (glimpse the future at Toto’s website). The LEED silver restrooms at the Allstream Centre, meanwhile, feature a carpeted makeup lounge (in the ladies’ room), complete with individually illuminated mirrors with walnut accents. In third, fourth and fifth place were Montreal’s Hôtel Le Germain, Edmonton’s David Morris Fine Cars and the Ottawa Convention Centre. Check out a slideshow of E11even’s winning w/c, after the jump
Gilt.com is expanding, and now Canadians can join in on the online shopping fun
Gilt.com has announced that Canadians will now be able to take part in the popular website that holds flash sales for designer products. For the next 12 days, Canadian shoppers will also receive free shipping, which we figured would pique the interest of devoted online shoppers. Each day at 12 p.m., shoppers can go online and access 20 different flash sales of season apparel and accessories for men, women and children. Fashion won’t be the only market represented, as Gilt is offering home decor as well, but the emphasis is on being impulsive, because each sale only lasts roughly 26 hours. Gilt says nearly every item sells out in the first hour, so it seems like a good idea to buy early (and we’re sure, if they have it their way, buy often). It’s a popular website in the U.S., so we figure this is big news for people who want up to 60 per cent off on designer items they can’t typically afford. Frankly, we’re just happy it’s a flash sale and not a flash mob.
Did you hear the news about Rob Ford and the CBC interview? No, not that one. Not that one, either. Apparently, the mayor was recently ambushed outside his home by a This Hour Has 22 Minutes “news” team and, uh, he called 911. Of course, it’s easy to claim this as evidence of Ford’s evasion of the spotlight or his inability to relax and poke fun at himself. And maybe it is. After all, awkward 22 Minutes interviews are something of a Canadian tradition (along with self-deprecation and apologizing, natch). But the mayor has been the target of death threats recently, so we’re going to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one. But that doesn’t mean we’re not looking forward to tonight’s 22 Minutes episode. Because we are. (UPDATE: This sneak peek of the clip diminishes our sympathy. Also, Ford said it was dark. It wasn’t. Busted.) Read the entire story [CBC] »
Coco Rocha will team up with Jacob for its fall 2011 campaign

Coco Rocha’s second lifestyle campaign of the year is with Jacob (Image: Jacob)
There are Photoshop disasters everywhere we turn, but last year Jacob announced that they were creating a “no retouching policy” to help promote a healthy lifestyle (and possibly to avoid a Ralph Lauren snafu). Jacob recently announced something new: Coco Rocha will be the face of its fall 2011 campaign, and she will not be receiving any special treatment. We’re cuckoo for Coco at The Goods, and think she can handle the exposure that a “no retouching policy” provides. She should be fine—after all, she’s been living the Lagerfeld lifestyle (or pretending to).
The latest target in Giorgio Mammoliti’s sights? The city’s immigrant-settlement services
We didn’t see this come up in any of the KPMG reviews of what the city can and cannot cut, but maybe we missed it: Councillor (and ally to Mayor Rob Ford) Giorgio Mammoliti wants the city to seriously look at cutting the services it provides to help new immigrants settle in the city.
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Cities are often affected by political events outside their borders. In the mid-20th century, North American cities profited enormously from the arrival of well-educated immigrants fleeing the Nazis. The brilliant philosopher Hannah Arendt famously landed in Manhattan after escaping France in 1941. The pioneering modernist architect Ludwig Mies van der Rohe moved to Chicago in 1937 after the Nazis deemed his work not German enough. Later, in 1956, when Soviet troops occupied Hungary, Canada admitted close to 40,000 Hungarian refugees, nearly doubling the Hungarian-Canadian population. Many intellectuals, writers and artists settled in Toronto, and the city’s café culture was born.
