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ELLEN PAGE Precociously talented and resultantly insufferable, Whip It girl Ellen Page seems like one of those tomboys who demurs that she’s not pretty enough to wear dresses, when you know she really thinks she’s too smart. Fine. We’ll play it your way, Page. Put on Jason Meyers’ über-ruffled tuxedo pantsuit—it looks comfortable enough to wear while sitting in corners, for hours on end, sulking.