- The brick exterior
- The curved driveway
- The front steps
- The same, 30 degrees to the left
- Unique red tile to match the brick façade
- The main entrance, featuring a Santa Claus aesthetic
- The stairs, with a scale model of last week’s Condomonium
- Hardwood floors throughout
- Ascending the stairs
- The living room. Somehow all of the fabrics work
- The Oval Office
- A fireplace next to shelves full of kindling
- The kitchen, with a six-burner stove, marble countertops and a Sub-Zero fridge
- The kitchen, 20 degrees to the right
- All that wine is for bordelaise sauce, we assure you.
- The candy-striped boardroom
- A small family room combined with a breakfast nook
- Grab a few crêpes, kick up your feet and watch some TV.
- We know that knowing smile…
- An elegant if claustrophobia-inducing bathroom
- The master bedroom
- The master bedroom, about 10 feet forward
- A cozy sitting and sunning space
- The powder room/walk-in closet
- Bathroom reading material is taken care of.
- A second bedroom, bringing back that classic regal look (disregard the leopard-print lampshade)
- A banana-coloured hallway
- A spacious kid’s bedroom
- A study. Who uses Windows anymore?
- Another study, borrowing the entrance’s red and white colour scheme
- A star-spangled bathroom, with marble throughout
- Candy stripes are coming back in a big way.
- Harry Potter’s room now converted to drawers
- Books on hand in almost every room in the house
- A patio for refined barbecuin’
- A tranquil spot
- Beautiful yard, even with mediocre tobogganing conditions




































