The best thing you’ll see all week: Justin Bieber escaping fans on a Segway
This video of Justin Bieber being chased through a parking lot by 12-year-olds had the potential to be something in the realm of A Hard Day’s Night. But the Bieber Mania coolness factor died when the Biebs hopped on a Segway to escape his fans at a top speed of 20 kilometres an hour. Still, hell hath no fury like a swarm of star-struck teenage girls—especially if they’re Beliebers who caused riots and, yes, threatened to kill a Kardashian in the name of puppy love. They’ve officially usurped the Hells Angels, G20 riot police and zombies as the group we don’t want to be the target of.
• Justin Bieber’s Daring Segway Escape Completely Validates Existence of Segways [Gawker]
Truly sad that this is in the news.