The evidence (Image: George Pimentel)
Remember that episode of Seinfeld when Jerry dated the woman who looked gorgeous one minute and ghastly the next? Well that’s what came to mind this morning when we stumbled on photos of Dan Levy from last week’s Lainey Gossip Smut Soiree held by The Society. Actually, the first thing that came to mind was “Damn, Dan Levy looks hot,” followed swiftly by, “Wait a sec, is Dan Levy hot?”
Further photographic research reveals that, like Jerry’s aesthetically ambidextrous love interest, Levy’s looks are as back and forth as a ping-pong tournament: sometimes he’s got leading man potential, and other times, he looks more like the love child of Dilbert and Liz Lemon. With this in mind, we’re introducing a probing series aptly titled, “Dan Levy: hot or not.”
Case study No. 1: The Lainey Gossip Smut Soiree, June 26, 2010
The assessment: No trace of the Levian dweeb strain here (when your dad is Eugene Levy, dweeb DNA can be hard to kick). If anything, D.L. is erring a little too much on the side of Euro-fabulous, but hey, it’s nice to see a card-carrying couch potato with a tan and a little hair on his chest, no? We’re liking the updated faux hawk and are thrilled that he’s practising proper uni-brow maintenance.
The verdict: Dan Levy is hot.
What a f#$(*!% dumb debate!! Geez, take a look at yourself. I just googled you and the verdict: NOT HOT
July 5, 2010 at 1:47 pm | by StephanieReally TO life? This is kind of mean, not to mention a non-story.
July 5, 2010 at 3:15 pm | by SarabethWhat’s with the people.com-esque articles?
Damn you, Toronto Life for roping me into OK Magazine-style celebrity commentary. I trusted you.
July 5, 2010 at 3:32 pm | by HeatherI think Dan levy is hot always in hot.
July 5, 2010 at 3:54 pm | by @Tashabellephysically and personality wise this is the weirdest thing ive ever read
Dan Levy is SO good looking. End of discussion.
July 5, 2010 at 3:54 pm | by NikoleWell damn… i actually think Dan is sooo sexy. I watch him and jessi on the after show all the time. T.O. Life … YOU SUCK APPLES!!
July 5, 2010 at 3:59 pm | by MiMihow original,i did the same thing on my blog 2 years ago…and it was barely a story then.
July 5, 2010 at 4:03 pm | by hellyaDan Levy is the sexiest, the episode of the after show when he took off his shrit I immediately turned into a 14 year old girl.
July 5, 2010 at 4:18 pm | by JoSo what we’re to learn from this article is that 16 year old Valley Girls are writing your articles now? What a bunch of useless crap.
July 5, 2010 at 4:37 pm | by JaybeeJust for the record, Dan Levy is drop dead sexy ALL the time, and he doesn’t need some dumb magazine to tell him so. That’s all :)
July 5, 2010 at 4:38 pm | by Stefaniehot.
July 5, 2010 at 4:48 pm | by chantellFirstly, Dan Levy is very hot. Secondly, I agree with SaraBeth, this is a non-story.
July 5, 2010 at 5:11 pm | by ShannonAwwww, I love Dan!
July 5, 2010 at 5:53 pm | by Connie @ Sogni e SorrisiDan Levy is so hot. This isn’t even a discussion.
July 5, 2010 at 6:09 pm | by SamReally Toronto Life do you have nothing better to write about?? Oh and Dan is actually a very good looking man and as you can see many are in agreement with me….has a great sense of style and GREAT on screen personality!!
July 5, 2010 at 6:26 pm | by Michelle