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Natalie Portman
To hear Natalie “Smug Earth Mother” Portman tell it, she is the happiest woman in the world right now thanks to her fiancé and baby daddy Benjamin Millepied. The lucky groom-to-be is a dancer with the New York Ballet and was responsible for Portman’s dance preparation for Black Swan. She thinks her beau is perfect, but a recent New York Times profile paints a different picture of the man—one of a social-climbing, status-obsessed egomaniac who would impregnate Betty White if it meant moving onto the A-list. That, combined with his creepily shifting eyes, and we’re convinced that these two have the longevity potential of a leotard.
Conclusion: Portman is already the race’s uncontested front-runner, and an analysis of her love life only improves her odds.
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