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A fancy store recently charged me five cents for a paper shopping bag. Isn’t the new fee for plastic grocery bags only?

You’re half right. And you could be entitled to a refund. Under the city’s hotly debated bag bylaw, retailers of all kinds—not just grocers—are obliged to charge at least five cents for each plastic bag. Rare exceptions include bags for dry cleaning, bacteria-busting bags for meat or poultry and plastic bags at the pharmacy counter (because disguising one’s Viagra prescription is a God-given right). The rules for paper bags are more complicated. In most cases, store owners can technically charge whatever they want for a paper bag. They could charge you $20, though presumably you’d have the sense to tell them where to stick said pricey sack. The only exception under the new bag bylaw states that if a store can’t provide a five-cent plastic bag, paper bags or boxes must be free. To determine if your store committed a punish­able offence, we’d have to know if there was a plastic alternative. Chances are the clerk who took your nickel was simply making a rookie mistake, but if the “fancy store” was really desperate enough to make an illegal five-cent cash grab, the economy will almost certainly exact your revenge in the near future.

Question from Tara Roberts, Summerhill

Urban Decoder

If driving and texting is worse than driving drunk, why is it still legal?

DriveTextThe answer, in short, is that it won’t be for long. In April, the provincial government voted to ban all manner of hand-held gadgets behind the wheel, which includes cellphones, PDAs and elec­tronic entertainment devices. ­Following the announcement of the new bylaw, which will come into effect this fall, Car and Driver magazine released a study that compared the length of time it takes to brake when sober, when texting and when drunk. The results: 0.04 extra seconds before hitting the brakes while drunk, versus 0.68 seconds for a texting driver (at standard highway speeds, this translates to a difference of 66 feet). Such findings are particularly unnerving, given the prevalence of the practice; an American survey found that 25 per cent of motorists admitted to DWT, and the figure leaps to almost 60 per cent for drivers between 16 and 19 years old. Circum­stantial evidence further supports the new law: this summer, a Hamilton man ran his car into a median and then a tree while texting. Safe to say he’s not LOLing now.

• Question from Caleb Martin, Mississauga

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The other day, a smoker lit up right beside my eight-month-old on a patio. Isn’t there a law against that?

In the past few years, smoking near wee ones has become as socially unsavoury as bombing around in a Hummer, and neither Obama’s private puffing nor a slick gaggle of Mad Men can bring it back. But while city hall has banned the harmful habit near wading pools and playgrounds, uncovered patios are still fair game, meaning, child or
no child, if you wind up seated near a du Maurier diehard, the options are few. Option 1: Politely ask the offending smokestack to butt out. Many smokers are parents, too, and even those who aren’t will generally be accommodating, provided you ask nicely (snooty insinuations of non-smoker superiority will probably get that “butt out” request thrown right back in your face). Option 2: Find somewhere else to enjoy eating and drinking al fresco. Since 2006, Ontario patios with a roof or an awning are required to be smoke free. Option 3: Ask for a new table—just be willing to pack up if one isn’t available. For the 18 per cent of Canadians who cop to at least the occasional nic fit, patios are one of the few remaining venues at which to seize vice with both hands.

Question from Veronica Hume, The Beach

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Urban Decoder

Will the new green roof bylaw actually help the environment, or are politicians just trying to get the green vote?

David Miller’s green keenness has indeed been a driving force behind our city’s soon-to-be-instated bylaw, which will require all new buildings with more than 2,000 square metres of floor space to have 20 to 60 per cent plant coverage on the roof. It’s also true that some previous green initiatives—Earth Hour, anyone?—have been more sizzle than steak. But in this case, real benefits abound. Urban vegetation acts like
a set of lungs that filter out pollution, and with more than 50 million square feet of plant-friendly roof surface in Toronto, the initiative should serve as a major smog buster. Green roofs could also bring down temperatures by a few degrees (though this may seem less of a bonus after a June that felt more like October). Plus, there are the culinary perks—like growing rooftop radicchio. All in all, a pretty good package, unless you’re in the condo biz. Predictably, developers are balking at the extra costs, but when the bylaw takes effect next February, they’ll have to go green or cough up the green—even if they can muster a damn good reason for being granted an exemption, every square metre that stays plant free will cost them $200.

• Question from Vera Zuck, Lawrence Park

Urban Decoder

I hear Toronto recently got its first ombudsman, which has me wondering, Why now? And what exactly does an ombudsman do?

First the why. In 2006, the provincial government passed the City of Toronto Act, which gave Ontario’s capital a whole whack of new powers. Of course, with great power (or in this case, the power to distribute four different sizes of recycling bins) comes great responsibility, which is why the act stipulates that the city employ an ombudsman. The reason we’re just getting one now can be chalked up to the standard snail’s pace at which all things city hall tend to operate. Now the what. You may be oblivious to the ins and outs of the “o” word, but you’re not alone. According to our first ombudsman, Fiona Crean, a surprising number of high-level professionals are unfamiliar with the term. If it sounds more like a new IKEA product than a job title, that may be because it is, in fact, Swedish. Loosely translated, it means “representative of the people” and describes an appointed person who investigates public complaints against administrative bodies. Thus far, Crean and her team have fielded gripes from more than 250 citizens, wielding some demi-superhero powers—issuing subpoenas, searching city offices—in order to recommend policy and practice changes to city council. In short, this is one busy woman, so before troubling her with minor peeves (such as garbage collectors who leave potato peels in the bottom of the green bin), picky citizens should start by contacting the department that’s done them wrong. The ombudsman, says Crean, is the office of last resort.

• Question from Olivia Forrest, Richmond Hill

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Urban Decoder

Can you give me the final word on sandals at work: yea or nay?

sandals

The proper sandal etiquette depends entirely, of course, on where you work. If you’re a lawyer subject to one of Bay Street’s essay-length dress codes, sandals constitute a serious breach, even if they’re made of stingray skin and cost more than a family sedan. On the other hand, if your place of work is über-relaxed or über–fashion forward (last year’s gladiators were a must for budding fashion editors), covering your toes would be tantamount to a dress code infraction. For everyone in between, workplace policy can clarify matters quickly, as was the case last year when the City of Vaughan banned flip-flops among its office staff, much to the chagrin of its sandal-sporting mayor, Linda Jackson (better known lately for scandals than sandals). Provincial employees have more foot-flashing leeway: in 2007, Dalton McGuinty OK’d a casual code as part of a green initiative to decrease air conditioner usage during the summer. When deciding whether to toe or not to toe, it helps to follow a few tips: spare yourself and your colleagues the sock-sandal spectacle, leave the Crocs in the garden, and if you must don flip-flops, walk with care to minimize the beachy slappity-slap. And it goes without saying that regular upkeep is a must. If you’re not willing to pedicure, keep those dogs in a cage.

Jason Klippenstein, the Annex

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Urban Decoder

I read somewhere that the buttons at crosswalks in New York don’t do anything. Is the same true in Toronto?

The city’s stoplight buttons haven’t been neutered to the extent of their NYC equivalents, which have been purely placebos since the emergence of computer-controlled traffic in the late ’80s. Here, whether pressing the button is productive or pointless depends mostly on which part of the city you’re in. In outlying areas, impatient pedestrians can take comfort in knowing their button pushing does not go unanswered; the busier roads often get a permanent green until a car appears or someone hits the button. But in the downtown core—south of Bloor between Bathurst and Jarvis—foot traffic is steady enough that stoplight cycles are usually pre-set, so hitting that button once, twice or 15 times in quick succession won’t bring you any closer to a green. Depending on the distance from sidewalk to sidewalk and how well trodden the intersection, the walk signal lasts between 15 and 32 seconds. These cycles can be interrupted only by streetcars, which are equipped with devices that extend the green. But lest you label the buttons totally impotent, pushing them for three seconds triggers an audio aid for the blind—cuckoos for north-south crossings and chirps for east-west—making their presence on street corners not so birdbrained after all.

• Question from Ivan Tzembelikos in Brampton

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Urban Decoder

I keep hearing that scooters are death traps, but I never read about accidents. Are they really that dangerous?

Photo by Tannis Toohey/Get Stock

Photo by Tannis Toohey/Get Stock

Motorcycle accidents are a reliable source of organ donations in North America, and until recently, scooter smash-ups in Ontario were tracked in the same category. Still, there is much anecdotal evidence to suggest that scooters are not as life threatening as their burlier big brothers. For starters, the official hipster transport vehicles are a lot less powerful than your average hog. The fact that Vespas and the like are primarily used for zipping around town rather than letting loose on the open road also helps to curb scooter crash stats. That said, not all Toronto scoot stories are Roman Holiday–esque romps. In 2007, Haydain Neale, the lead singer of the Toronto R&B band Jacksoul, was knocked from his scooter by a car at Kennedy and Eglinton. He was wearing a helmet but still sustained near-fatal head injuries that led to a six-week coma and ongoing rehab. Collisions like this are rare. The majority of accidents (often due to slippery roads or snagging a streetcar track) lead to scrapes, bruises and wounded hipster pride.

• Question from Robyn Burke in Little Italy

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Urban Decoder

My house backs onto a ravine. Should I be worried about a coyote mauling my toddler?

coyoteEver since Zoe the chihuahua was snatched from her yard in the Beach, the coyote has replaced Walmart as the area’s public enemy number one. To get rid of them humanely, Toronto Animal Services has employed scare tactics—paintball guns and air horns—in nearby ravines, but in the meantime, there’s no need to ban backyard fun: Zoe’s fate isn’t the norm, and unless you’re Mickey Rourke, your child probably isn’t a chihuahua. Generally speaking, coyotes approach human territory only when tempted by a food source, and even then, they aren’t likely to attack . The closest Toronto has come to coyote-human combat was in 2003, when an animal nipped four people in two North York parks. In that case, a local had been feeding the coyote cooked chicken. Understandably, the hungry canine was peeved to discover not all park-goers are packing poultry.

Question from Rochelle Armour in Hogg’s Hollow

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Urban Decoder

I’m sick of cabbies giving me the stink eye when I try to pay with Visa. Aren’t they required to take credit?

Credit cards are indeed the kryptonite of the cab world, but not without reason. Most cab companies charge employees a processing fee of about five per cent for each credit transaction, which explains why people who hop into a cab without cash are often met with either a look of disgust (as though you offered to pay for the ride with rancid cheese) or a dubious claim that the machine is broken. There’s no city bylaw requiring drivers to accept credit. Instead, policies fall to individual companies. Beck Taxi, Toronto’s largest fleet, requires all drivers to carry a manual credit card processor, in case the famously faulty electronic machines break down. What this means is that if a driver with a broken machine picks you up, lying or not, he should still be able to take your card. If you’re riding Beck (and have the guts to take on a crabby cabbie), you can inform your driver that you are aware of the policy. Dollars to doughnuts, the machine will suddenly start working.

Question from Gill Dymond in North Toronto

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